| Special Graduate PetDegree Programs: |
Master of Business (MBA) The MBA PetDegree diploma from the VCLA Graduate School of Business is recognized worldwide as the highest certification that pets attend to
their business wisely.
(Note: Admission to the MBA program at VCLA usually requires completion of an undergraduate degree in Doo-Doo Economics. But that
prerequisite is waived if the applicant’s owner will certify that the applicant attends to his or her business wisely.)
Yes. I hereby certify that (name of pet) attends to (his/her) business with efficiency, reliability and consistency.
PAW School and CLAW School
VCLA School of PAW -- where legal beagles are born!
Give your Bow-Wow a reason to take a bow with a PAW degree from VCLA School of PAW. Nearly 75 percent of our PAW School graduates go on to do
Pro Bono work! The other 25 percent get filthy rich!
VCLA School of CLAW -- where legal eagles take flight!
Cats and birds who graduate from the VCLA Virtual School of Claw are known to be the sharpest Clawyers in the business. Those who go into private (Sorry, we can't help it: According to available anecdotal evidence, one in every ten PAW and CLAW school graduates turns out to be a rat!)
Practice have an exceptional record for winning civil Clawsuits. Three in ten are tailented prosecutors.